Staley Family website, mainly maintained for personal email accounts.

My Short Story Website, made purely for posting the most complete and utter rubbish ever written. Example below:-

Bill Clinton Blazes

One day bill Clinton grew a 4 foot long goatee, when a giant salad decided that bill’s goatee would be the perfect spot to blaze up. Salad jumped in and started rolling up, Bill wet his nappy and pulled out an uzi and started capping the shit out of the salad. 4000 bullets and 3 grenades later the salad had turned into tiny pieces. Bill decided to put the leaves into a 9" rollie. He smoked the rollie and had to lie down. Then the rollie swallowed him whole and exploded causing the entire ozone layer to hot boxed, suddenly the whole worlds animals lied down and then the new President “President bumfluff” renamed earth Blaze Up.

Written by Slatty.